When the dentist was about to administer the lydocaine, Mike became visibly upset.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles!" said Mike.

The dentist then began to hook up the nitrous oxide apparatus and again, Mike objected.

"I can't do the gas thing, Doctor. Just the thought of having the gas mask on my face is suffocating me!"

The dentist then asks Mike if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection at all, I'm fine with pills." said a very relieved Mike.

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a V!agra tablet."

Mike says, "Wow! I didn't know V!agra worked as a pain killer!"