The first one, Artie, asked the other two: "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Carl answered immediately and said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
Artie said: "Well, I'd like them to say, "Holy SH!T... Look! He's moving!"
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