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The Chip Board Archive 19

grin NCR • Wednesday Humor...

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Three friends were having beers at a local bar and the discussion turned to their, hopefully-not-for-a-long-long-time, eventual demises.

The first one, Artie, asked the other two: "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Carl answered immediately and said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Artie said: "Well, I'd like them to say, "Holy SH!T... Look! He's moving!"
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