A Catholic gent who hasn't been to church in quite awhile, decides to visit and goes into the confessional box.

He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. At that point, the priest comes in.

The gent says, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box seems much more inviting these days."

The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."
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