After having Ed underfoot for a few months, his wife Sue became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or find himself a hobby.

Ed obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he returned, Sue asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts?" exclaimed Sue. "You're 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah." Ed replied. "Look, I even got a membership card."

Sue took the card and read it. "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a prost!tute club, not a parachute club!"