Johnnie leans over and asks Mikie, "What are you in here for?"

Mikie says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm really nervous."

Johnnie tells him, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"

Mikie then asks, "What are you here for?"

Johnnie answers, "A circumcision."