Sitting down next to a man reading a book, he noticed that the man had his collar on backwards.

Ralphie asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

Ralphie replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, 'Well, I am the Father of many."

Ralphie said, "My Daddy has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"

The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds." and went back to read his book.

Ralphie sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and whispered, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."