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In Minnesota, Dr. Knudsen wanted to get off work and go hunting so he approached his assistant and said, "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes sir!" answers Ole.

Dr. Knudsen returns from hunting the following day and asks: "So, Ole, how was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo! And the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this, Ole. And what about the third one?" asks Dr. Knudsen.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME - Ihaven't seen a man in over two years!"

"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?" asks a very concerned Dr. Knudsen.

"I put drops in her eyes."
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