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Grandpa had a ritual he looked forward to every Sunday morning. He would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some together time.

On one particular Sunday, however, Grandpa had a very bad cold and didn't feel like getting out of bed at all.

Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out.

Upon their return, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather and he asked, "Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?"

'"Oh, yes, Grandpa," the girl replied, "and do you know what?"

"What's that?" asked Grandpa.

"We didn't see one dumb b*stard or stupid sh!thead anywhere we went today!"