A woman explaining to her very frugal husband the benefits they would both enjoy if he agreed to dish out the cash for a breast augmentation, got up and went to the bathroom to give him time to think about her well thought out spiel. Returning to the living room, where he was parked, she asked "Well, what do you think?"

"OK, you're right. I think I would definitely enjoy the benefits and I'm certain you would feel much better about yourself, but these procedures can get expensive. Would you mind if I looked into it myself?" Feeling victorious, the woman agrees.

Three days later, the woman comes home from a day out running errands and sees her husband standing by a table covered with stuffed shopping bags from the grocery store. Wanting to know why he had such a large grin on his face she asked "What's with the grin and what are all these bags doing here?"

"After our talk the other day I thought long and hard about the breast augmentation and how we can achieve our goal and still save money", he said. "It would cost us about $8000 for the procedure and the time lost during your recovery, but I figure if you take this here toilet paper, which only cost us $80 and rub it on your chest every day, we can save a ton of money!"

Dumbfounded she asks, "What in the world are you talking about? How's toilet paper going to help?"

He answers, "I really don't know but if it does for your chest what its done for your a**, you'll be asking for a reduction in a year or so!"