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An elderly Sicilian Mafia Don is dying and he called his only grandson, Michael, to his bedside.

In a raspy voice, he tells him, "Michael, I want you to listen to me. I want you to take my Beretta automatic pistol, so you will always remember me."

"But, Grandpapa, I really don't like guns. How about leaving me your Rolex watch instead?" replies Michael.

"You listen to me, Michael. Someday you will run the business. You will have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Someday you could come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man."

Pausing for breath, Grandpapa continued. With a smirk, he whispered, "What will you do then, Michael? Point to my watch and say "Time's up!"