I am a jealous, miserable Met fan/Yankee hater.
So I did what all my fellow miserable 2nd-class Met fan friends begged me to do.
I jinxed the place.
Exhibit #1.
A Boston Red Sox batting glove. In it, I places a Mets Patch, a photo of the Bambino in his original Red Sox uni (thanks, you know who you are, identity protected, I'll NEVER rat)a Luiz Gonzalez baseball card (the last guy to really break the heats of Yankee fans) and an Italian voo-doo horn charm.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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