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Many people don't seem to believe seniors... Many believe seniors are all senile.

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved I love you, Sally.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money--fifty thousand dollars.

Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

Sally replied, "Finders keepers."

Putting the money back into the bag, she hid it in their attic.

The next day, two FBI agents were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.

"Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

Sally answered, "No."

Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

Shaking her head, Sally told the agent, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

The agents turned to Andy and began to question him.

One agent said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday... "

Cutting Andy off in mid-sentence, the first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."

~~~~Just another example of why one should never mess with seniors. ~~~~