OK, so I am the black sheep NY Mets fan in my clan. I grew up with Yankee fans. Mom, dad, brothers, sister, neighbors, all of 'em, danged Yankee fans. My only ally was my father-in-law, may he RIP. In fact, I am quite sure that our mutual hatred of Yankee Pinstripes was the only thing he liked about me! (JK, he was the Ace of Spades).

Anyway, at Easter dinner last night, my brother-in-law (he is an engineer for Turner Construction, they built the joint, he is getting comped) invited me to NY Yankee Opening Day. A tour of Monument Park is included. My initail reaction was almost "Are you F$%kin Kidding Me?" But then I quickly caught myself and said "Wow, that is soooooo nice of you!!!! Sure!!!! I'd LOVE to go!!!!!!"

Except, as the words rolled off my tongue, I knew EXACTLY what I would be doing this Thursday.

I am gonna break out my biggest, baddest, mojo-busting voo-doo black magic, and I am gonna do my best to put the whammy on that building.

My idea.......I am going to place all the karma-busting items I can get my hands on, put 'em in my pockets. Right now, I have a New York Mets Patch and an Arod baseball Card (he is the ultimate jinx). Gonna put 'em in a red sock and shine Ruth's monument with it! It is a start, but i need more! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need suggestions. Pocket sized items that can go into the sock. Real nasty mojo killers. All suggestions welcomed.

Ideas?