An elderly couple decided to take a trip to Jerusalem. The Wife was a terrible nag. While there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker informed the Husband that he could send her home for $5,000 or bury her in Jerusalem for $150. The Husband pondered for a moment and said, "I'll send her home for $5,000". The undertaker surprised, asked "Why would you send her home for $5,000 when you can bury her in the Holy Land for $150"? The Husband replied, " Around 2,000 years ago a man died here and 3 days later he arose. I can't afford to take that chance"!!!!!!!!!!!!