Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front
of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and
says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
Salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir.."