A Quickie in the Bushes

There are two statues in a park; one of a n@ked
man and one of a n@ked woman. They had been facing
each other across a pathway for a hundred years,
when one day angel comes from the sky and,
with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being
so patient through a hundred blazing summers and
dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle
and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two
return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen
minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'

She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But
let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the
pigeon down and you cr@p on its head.'

..........AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING THEY WERE DOING????