After living in the Ozarks all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

Never having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, "How 'bout that! This here's a picture of my daddy."

He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left for the fields, she searched the barn and found the mirror.

As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's th' ugly b!tch he's runnin' around with."

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