Putting your affairs in order!

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ' I've got
some bad

News. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order. '

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walked
into

the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

'Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we

celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things
aren't

well. I have cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a
martini. '

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less
somber.

There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually

approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were
curious as to

what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her 20 friends they were drinking to her
impending

end, ' I've been diagnosed with A-I-D-S. '

The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and
beat a

hasty retreat.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and

whispered, ' Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer,
and

you just told your friends you were dying of A-I-D-S! Why did you
do

that?? '

'Because I don't want any of those witches sleeping with your
father

after I'm gone. '

And THAT, my friends, is what is called, ' Putting Your Affairs
In Order. '

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