My kids genuinely thought I had fallen and hurt myself because I was screaming so loud! They didn't know whether they should break down the door or call 911! You are...well I don't know what else to say, but YOU ARE THE MAN!

HOLY COW! I couldn't imagine what I'd done to receive such a gift and honestly, I'm still amazed. I owe you one! Or should I say - many!

All I can say is THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

For the sake of keeping your generosity legendary, I won't post everything.

Not all at once, at least.