YES, We do mess up the beds...Darrell THROWS himself into the bed to make "head dents" on the pillows and kicks the covers around (with his shoes off!)....He threw himself so hard one time (after a few beers) that he bounced off the bed and onto the opposite side floor...THUD... It's was really hard to be sympathetic when I couldn't even speak because I was laughing so hard!
We then dampen one towel and wad it up in a pile with the others to make several towels slightly damp and used looking....and neatly pile them on the sink edge.
Smoke a cigarette to icky-up the ash tray....
Swipe the room guide, extra books of matches, maybe the current LV magazine and any cool toiletries. I'm partial to fancy facial soaps, but our last stay at the Palms netted a pile of extra cool travel sized stuff - shave gel, cologne, and fancy buff puffs (Even if Darrell is a big, tough "he-man" truck driver he likes using a buff puff when he showers away from home on the road. He swears it gets axle grease off his skin better than any washcloth can. )...
A $5 tip left for the housekeeper and we are "outta there".

People may think the Nascar jackets we have on in the pictures are goofy, but I walked out of Binion's with a 14 x 9 inch Hard Bound Binion's Coffee Shop menu neatly tucked up under the back of my jacket. Darrell didn't even know I had swiped it until we got back to the car (yes, he had a fit! ).
Just to irritate poor Darrell, at Christmas I made it a point (after he had been giving me grief about "eying" the Bally's coffee shop breakfast menu) to not take the menu - I took the A1 steak sauce! After showing it to Darrell after we were away from the coffee shop (and watching him spaz out!), I calmly walked back to the coffee shop hostess and said," This fell off the table and into my purse, so I'm bringing it back"...I'll never forget the confused look on her face - priceless!