Beef, a witty gentleman with an electrifying personality, sent this one...
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Father Shaughnessy, Rev. Swanson and Rabbi Schwartz, all from the same community, were being driven to a conference on world religions. On the highway they were in an accident.

First, Father Shaugnessy steps out, makes the sign of the cross and says, "Oh, God, thank You for letting us survive."

Rev. Swanson steps out, gazes heavenward and says, "Thank You, Dear Lord, for protecting us."

Finally, Rabbi Schwartz steps out and makes the sign of the cross.

Father Shaughnessy and Rev. Swanson exchanging baffled glances, said in unison, "We thought you didn't believe in that."

To Rabbi Schwartz responds, "I don't. I was just checking to make sure I have everything: spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch!"
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