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A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of her classroom is not paying attention, but is squirming around, scratching his crotch.

She walks back of the room and the boy is quite embarrassed and hands her a note. Written by his mother, the note explains that he has recently been circumcised and might be quite itchy at times.

The teacher tells him to go down to the principal's office, to phone his mom.

The boy returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room. Again the teacher walks to the back of the room, only to find him sitting at his desk with his pants open and little jewels on display.

"I thought I told you to call your mom." she says.

"I did," he says. "She told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
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