A guy walks up with a guitar and places it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He places them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha!" the man says, "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to have sex with it as soon as I get these pajamas off!"
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