Two good ol' boys in a West Virginia trailer park were sitting around talking
one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their
local Coal Mine.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, 'If'n I was to sneak over to
your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin'
and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?'

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and
squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.