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They went to breakfast at a restaurant where the seniors' special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.

"Sounds good," the wife said. "But I don't want the eggs.'"

"Then, I'll have to charge you $2.49 because you'd be ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?'" the wife asked incredulously.

"YES!" stated the waitress.

"Well, I'll take the special then." said the wife.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked, with a slight smirk.

"Raw and in the shell," the wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! - WE'VE been around the block more than once!
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