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The Chip Board Archive 19

NCR (Humor)..... FINAL EXAM

THE FINAL Exam at Auburn University:

There were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far.

These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party.

They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Auburn until early Monday morning.

Rather than taking the final then, they decided to miss it and hope that their professor would let them take it later.

They told him that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire and had regretfully missed the final.

The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day.

The guys were excited and relieved.

They studied that night for the exam.

The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet.

They quickly answered the first chemistry problem worth 5 points.

Cool, they thought! Each one sat in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy.... Then they turned the page.

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For 95 points: Which tire?_________


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