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You know you're a Bob Dylan fan when...

...you ain't sleepy and there is no place you're going to.

...you were little and you got lost, you took yourself so seriously.

...business men drink your wine, and plowmen dig your earth.

...you break just like a little girl.

...you need more cup of coffee before you go; to the valley below.

...you own a big brass bed.

...you wondered if she changed it all, if her hair was still red.

...you want to get away from Oxford Town.

...you like to wiggle wiggle.

...you're invisible, you got no secrets, to conceal.

...the heat pipes just cough.

...you hang back or fight your best on the front line.

...your cards are missing the jack and the ace.

...you know the hanging judge was drunk.

...you can't help it, if you're lucky.

...you ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

...it cost 11 dollar bill and you only got 10.

...you've been locked in a prison cell, but one time could have been the champion of the world.

...the pump don't work cuz the vandals took the handle.

...you were so much older then, you're younger than that now.

...you never stumble, you got no place to fall.

...you love that country pie.

...the vagabond that's rapping at your door, is standing in the clothes you once wore.

...you've written conclusions on the way.

...you think the harmonica is the best instrument ever.

...you've heard people say Dylan can't sing so many times that you can't be bothered to convert those infidels anymore.

...you wish crazy, wirey afros would come back into fashion.

...you hear something that sounds suspect, you say "I don't believe you" in a low growling tone.

...you honestly believe that Dylan deserves the Nobel Prize for Literature.

...you've seen Dylan play live more than once, and actually recognised the songs before the chrous.

...you can only play Dylan songs on the guitar.

...you tried to make a harmonica brace from a clothes hanger.

...you know all the lyrics to more that one Dylan album.

...you used to, laugh about... everybody that was, hanging out. Now you don't talk so loud. Now you don't, seem so proud. About having to be scrounging for your NEXT MEEAALLLLLLLLLLLLL HOW DOES IT FEEEELLLL?

Can you think of any more?