A young Jewish man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She's Native American and her name is Shooting Star."

"How nice," says his mother. I now have an Indian name, too," he says... "It's Running Water, and you have to call me that from now on."

"How nice," says his mother.

"...and you have to have an Indian name as well, Mom," says the son.

"I already do," says his mother...
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"Just call me Sitting Shiva."