I happen to celebrate both Christmas and Chanukkah, I did not mean to upset anyone with my poor choice of words, in fact is a popular phrase that I borrowed from elsewhere. It was just that this occurred so close to the holidays, it felt like this was my holiday gift from the USPS.

And to those who sent me vile personal attacks by email because of this post, have a very merry Christmas, you are the ones who need it the most.