A friend was going to Vegas a few years ago, and I asked him to bring me back some singles from each of the casinos he went to. He totally agreed, and I even spoke with him when he was out there.

He came back, and when I saw him he extended his hand and said, "Here's what I got..."

I put out my hand...and in it fell dice chips from a crappy home set. I acted grateful, as not to make a scene.

*ugh*