It's funny, as I sit here reading the board some specific lines from the BBC sitcom "Red Dwarf" spring to mind for some reason.......thought I'd share.

"You gutless, spineless, gormless, direction-less, neurotic, under-achieving, snivelling, cowardly pile of smeg!

.......Can't for the life of me think why this suddenly jumped into my head???!!!!

"You cheating, weaselly, low-life scum bucket"

and for some reason this sprung to mind as well.....

"The human equivalent of a visible panty-line"

I think the strangest things for no apparent reason sometimes!!??!! Better check my meds.