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My 2009 dues have been paid - a whole month early. The crying will commence on or about December 5th - a most fitting date...

Why December 5th, you might ask? Well, it just so happens that on that date in 1916, some 92 years ago, the last mail robbery in the West took place in Jarbridge Canyon, Nevada...

http://www.legendsofamerica.com/WE-TimeLine4.html

Did you copy that, Mr. Bedo?
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