Farmin' is tough - ya gotta love it!!

A farmer was selling his peaches
door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely
40 something woman dressed in a very sheer
negligee answered the door. He raised his basket
to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you
like to buy some peaches?'
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and
asked, 'Are they as firm as this?' He nodded his head
and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his
eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee
off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?' The
farmer said, Yes,' and another tear came from the
other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee
and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?' He again
said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying. She asked,
'Why on earth are you crying?'
Drying his eyes he replied, ''The drought got my
corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado
leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get
screwed out of my peaches.'

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