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New Missouri State Law

The Missouri State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Kansas City. For the first offense, they give you two Kansas City Chiefs tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do you call the KC Chiefs at the Super Bowl?
A: Spectators

Q: Since players get "the wave" what do the refs get?

A: "The finger"

Q: What happens if the refs make a bad call against the Chiefs?

A: There's a risk of pissing off their last remaining fan.

Q: Where's the safest place in a tornado?
A: The Chiefs end zone at Arrowhead Stadium.

There are rarely any touchdowns there!

Q. What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q. How do you keep a KC Chief out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a KC Chief under age 50 with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the KC Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super bowl?
A. Nobody knows! It hasn't been done for over 30 years!

Q. What do the Chiefs and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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