What's funny is that if I ever run for president I don't know that I could produce one. I lost my birth certificate when I was living in Africa. I got a replacement from the state where I was born which was basically about the size of a 3x5 card saying "yup, he was born" -- (no time, no hospital) which I could have pretty much proven. And now that I am looking for that, I can't even find that.