Since Ebay is giving people until January to make way for Paypal,just spend the next 2 months selling everything you do not want for 10 hours or so a day. Then,when the 2 months is up(unless you are dead from all of the work involved ) then you can take all of your eBay money and enjoy that retirement, knowing that you no longer have any extra stock to worry about.
We could then tell eBay to stick it while we live the life of Riley. Mind you....they will not care but it will just feel good.
Hmmmmm....sounds like a darn fine idea....except for the "all the work involved" part.