Does this also mean that I have to wear a pin stripped blue suit, a bowler hat and carry an umbrella to walk my dog?
Will I also have to become a total pansy and take up gardening?
Or, will I be able to just get by drinking warm beer and that vile stuff you call Gin,the beverage we used to make in bathtubs here.

BTW one thing we will never have to worry about is the English making computers. They have yet to figure out a way to make them leak oil like their cars