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grin NCR • Thursday Humor (Mature)...

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Mick, a gent from Dublin, appeared on Ireland's version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.

"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question... will you go for it?"

"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"

"For a million pounds, Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
A: Sparrow
B: Thrush
C: Magpie
D: Cuckoo"

"I haven't got a clue," said Mick, "so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin."

Mick called Paddy, explained the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple... t's a cuckoo."

"Are you sure?"

"I'm fookin sure."

Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer."

"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris

"Dat it is, Sir."

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won a million pounds!"

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did ye know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"

"Because he lives in a Fookin' clock!"
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