I know that Darrell has SORTA done #2 - except that he sets off all the battery powered Halloween and Christmas decorations in Walmart....grrrrrr...I hate these musical, dancing "toys"!
And if he's missing (ie: He "ditched me" again!) and I hear all those awful noise makers going off - I know exactly where he has disappeared off to!

And as far as #9 - oh yeah, that's something Darrell would do to see if security is watching!.....or did you not see him on the 2007 convention webcam?
OK, here he is (in case you missed it!)