An irascible old man walks into the local church rectory and says to the secretary, "I want to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it! I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry, sir, but that kind of foul language is never tolerated here."

Seeing that the man isn't going to leave, the secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor readily agrees that the secretary doesnot have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the man, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. "

"I see," says the pastor. 'And is this b!tch giving you a hard time?"
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