This is for all of you who are, or will be seniors...

The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

"Ma'am," said the employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered 'til Sunday."

There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a flash of recognition...

"So that's why no one was in church today."
.
.