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Point of view...

A married couple was sitting at a table at their high school reunion and the husband kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighed the husband. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"