"English-only" law.

I do have a funny joke about an Italian immigrant (and I can get away with saying it ) going before "a judge" at his final hearing in order to become an American citizen.

After going thru the preliminaries, Guido approaches the desk and states, "Your Honor, I'm worka hard to learn the English language and learn about George Washington, Abea Lincoln and alla the gooda things about America, but Ima concerned that mya English is not that good fora others to understanda me."

The judge responds: "Nona ja worry. Asalonga as Ima judgea over here you're gonna getta you papers."

JB