I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently
been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in
Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have
recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute
who lives in Longview . She is a part time 'working girl'.

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to
be totally open and honest with her

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack
Obama for President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation