HUMOR

To all you OWLS
(Older Wiser Laughin Souls)

Wisdom from Grandpa

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a
goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets
so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for better, or for
worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; but
the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his
wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always
forgets the past - but never the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you
stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna
work."

The bonds of matrimony are a good investment
only when the interest is kept up.

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can
cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking
orders.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age and start bragging about it.

The! older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for.

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old
you are?

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go
back to your youth....Remember about Algebra.

You know you are getting old, when everything
either dries up or leaks.

I don't know how I got over the hill without
getting to t he top

One of the many things no one tells you about
aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
comfortable.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray
and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you
won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing

Love-N-Hugs,

Every day is a gift ... that's why it's called the Present