Jack and Ruth, a couple married 30 years, went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was that of the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read:

Ruth playfully poked Jack in the ribs, smiled and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen and that had a sign attached that read:

Ruth gave Jack a healthy jab and said, "Wow! That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and, it too, had a sign attached with very large letters, that read:

Ruth was so excited that her elbow nearly broke Jack's ribs... She said, "That's once a day, Jack. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

Jack looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow."

According to reports, Jack's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery...