Young Chuck, moved to Kansas and bought a donkey from a farmer
for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The
next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then,just give me my money back.' The
farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The
farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going to
raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck
said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What
happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold
500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back