A Baptist preacher and a Methodist preacher from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a hand-made sign into the ground.

The sign reads:

THE END IS NEAR - TURN AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious wackos!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash. The Baptist turns to the Methodist and asks, "Do you think it would be better if the sign said, BRIDGE OUT?"
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