Geez Rick...Your email was forwarded to Quebec, where it was placed in a que for voting. Since it was only in English, it needed to be translated and duplicated. The revised version, in both languages, is now in voting. But since it came from another province, it's voting has been moved down and delayed...

On July 5th the Queen reviewed your email and said neet! I don't know what neet means, but it has delayed your email a further 3 weeks. I don't know why the Quenn reviewed it either.

NOTE: Your email had been lost, but was found in the bottom of a puppy cage at the SPCA.

NOTE: Your poo has been forwarded.

From The Royal Mail: We cannot accept poo as a mailing, especially in a plain white envelope. Please re-package!

Why are you trading Poo?