>
> A blonde walks into a bank in New York City?and asks for the loan
> Officer.
> She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
> borrow $5,000.
> The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
> The loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL
> 500.?
> The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.?
> She has the Title, and everything checks out.
> The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
> The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
> The blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000
> Loan.
> An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the
> bank's underground garage and parks it there.
>
> Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the
> Interest, which comes to $15.41.
>
> The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your
> Business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
> Little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
> You are a multimillionaire.
>
> What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'
> The blonde replies, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car
> For two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'
>
> AT LAST, a smart blonde joke!
>
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